A Yearly Mammogram

Mammograms SUCK! They are also painful as a son of a bitch if your flat chested like me. OK, so I know they can save lives. Part of the test is to be able to see chest muscle. Excuse me.....but if you sucked anymore of me into that contraption, you would have to start calling me Sid. In a way I am glad I am flat, can you imagine trying to glide those rollers over a size 40 DD's?

Now that I sounded off, time to go for a breast massage. Gotta love physical therapy! If anyone out there knows who the inventor of this contraption is, send me his name. I got a test he can't refuse.